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🚨 LOWBALL STING
Posted: October 6, 2025
"Cybersecurity Health Report Specialist Needed"
"We need an expert to analyze our infrastructure, deliver a
comprehensive cybersecurity health report, and be on call for
follow-up questions. Fixed budget of $30. Quick turnaround
preferred."
Budget: $30 fixed
Invites Sent: 30+
Hire Rate: 18%
Jobs Posted: 79
Why This Smells Like a Trap:
🔐 $30 For Enterprise Liability?
A real cybersecurity assessment involves several hours of
discovery, tooling, and intensive documentation. This budget
barely covers the SaaS subscriptions you would need, let alone
your expertise. The majority of real Cybersecurity Experts do
not even consider offers below $50 ...per hour!
🧠 Fishing For Free Advice
Blast-sending more than 30 invites is a classic sign they just
want vetted specialists to hop on calls and answer questions
without ever funding a milestone. They are crowdsourcing a fix
while paying no one. Never hop on free calls or answer technical
questions without a contract in place!
📉 Track Record Screams "Run"
Seventy-nine jobs posted with only an 18% hire rate means they
ghost most freelancers. The ones they do hire likely churn fast
after realizing the client never intended to pay market rates.
✅ Protect Your Sanity:
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Politely decline and move on—avoid this client like the
plague.
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Quote your real discovery rate ($50+/hour) and watch them
disappear.
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Report the job if they keep asking for unfunded
consultations.
🚩 RED FLAG ALERT
Posted: October 5, 2025
"Need Full Stack Developer - $5/hour for 40 hours/week"
"Looking for experienced full stack developer (React, Node.js,
Python, AWS, Docker) for long-term project. Must have 5+ years
experience. Budget: $5/hour. Must be available 40 hours per week.
Need someone who can start immediately and deliver high-quality
work."
Payment: $5/hr
Experience: 5+ years
40 hrs/week
Why This Is Absolute Garbage:
💸 Exploitation Level: Maximum
$5/hour for a full stack developer? That's $200/week for 40
hours. A McDonald's worker in the US makes more than this. This
client wants 5+ years of experience in multiple complex
technologies for literal poverty wages.
🎭 The Delusion is Real
They want React, Node.js, Python, AWS, Docker expertise plus 5
years experience. That's easily a $50-100/hour skillset in the
real market. But somehow they think $5/hour is reasonable
because "cost of living is different in your country."
⏰ Full-Time Slavery Contract
40 hours per week at $5/hour = $200/week = $800/month. You could
earn more delivering food with DoorDash. This isn't a freelance
gig, it's a full-time exploitation scheme.
🎪 The Circus Continues
"High-quality work" at $5/hour is an oxymoron. Quality
developers don't work for less than fast food wages. Anyone
applying to this is either desperate, inexperienced, or about to
deliver garbage code.
✅ What You Should Do Instead:
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Scroll past this garbage and don't waste a single
second
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Set your minimum hourly rate filter to at least
$25/hour
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Focus on clients with verified payment history and reasonable
budgets
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Read our guide:
12 Red Flag Clients to Avoid
⚠️ SCAM WARNING
Posted: October 4, 2025
"Test Project First - Will Pay After You Prove Yourself"
"Need a talented developer for ongoing work. First, complete a
small test project to prove your skills. The test will take 20-30
hours. After you complete it successfully, we'll discuss payment
for future work. This is a great opportunity for long-term
collaboration!"
Payment: $0 (test)
Duration: 20-30 hours
🚩 Free Labor Scam
Why This Is a Classic Scam:
🎣 The Free Labor Trap
20-30 hours of free work? That's a full work week. This isn't a
"test," it's straight-up theft. They'll take your work, ghost
you, and post the same job again next week for the next sucker.
🎪 The Empty Promise
"Great opportunity for long-term collaboration!" Translation:
"We'll never pay you, but we need you to believe you might get
paid eventually so you do the work."
📜 Violates Upwork ToS
Upwork explicitly prohibits asking freelancers to work for free.
If you report this job, the client will get banned. But they'll
just create a new account and do it again.
✅ Professional Test Projects Look Like This:
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Takes 1-3 hours maximum, not 20-30 hours
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Client offers to pay for the test (milestone or hourly)
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Test is a generic problem, not their actual business
work
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Client has payment history and positive reviews
🤡 CLOWN SHOW
Posted: October 3, 2025
"Build Me The Next Facebook - Budget: $500"
"I have an amazing idea for a social media platform that will
compete with Facebook. Need full iOS app, Android app, web
platform, real-time messaging, video calls, stories feature, AI
recommendations. Must be scalable to millions of users. Budget is
$500 total, need it completed in 2 weeks. Serious developers
only!"
Budget: $500 total
Timeline: 2 weeks
Complexity: Enterprise
Why This Is Hilariously Delusional:
💰 Reality Check: Actual Cost
Building what they're describing would cost $500,000 to
$2,000,000 minimum with a professional team. They want it for
$500. That's 0.1% of the real cost. Delusional doesn't even
begin to cover it.
⏰ Timeline: Fantasy Land
2 weeks for iOS app, Android app, web platform, messaging, video
calls, AI recommendations? A professional team would need 6-12
months minimum. They're asking for 1000x faster delivery.
🎪 "Serious Developers Only"
The irony of writing "serious developers only" on a $500
Facebook clone request is peak comedy. No serious developer
would touch this with a 10-foot pole.
💡 The "Amazing Idea" Syndrome
Every client who writes "I have an amazing idea" thinks their
idea alone is worth millions. They genuinely believe you should
build it for pennies because you'll be "part of something big."
Spoiler: You won't.
💡 For Clients Reading This:
If you want a legitimate social media platform built, here's the
reality:
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MVP (basic version): $50,000 - $150,000
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Full platform with features you listed: $500,000 -
$2,000,000
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Timeline: 6-18 months with a professional team
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Either increase your budget 1000x or drastically reduce your
scope
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